A Little Chuckle
I saw this on another Fibro board and thought I would share it here...
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing", he thought as he flew down I-45, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror he saw a State Trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110. Suddenly he thought "What am I doing? I'm too old for this." and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival.
The Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 15 minutes, and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.
The old gentleman paused, then said: "Years ago my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day sir," replied the Trooper.
21 months ago
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